Alvina
There once was a gal named Alvina
Who lived in a shoe in Regina.
She wanted some tea
That was straight from the tree,
So she shoveled a tunnel to China.
Pelvis
There once was a singer named Elvis
Who sang all his songs from his pelvis.
He'd speckendick dance
Like he had ants in his pants
Till fangirls and fruits wet themselvis.
Alvina
There once was a gal named Alvina,
A registered nurse for a gyne-
cological practice
Who purchased a cactus
That jumped on a naked ******.
Moana
There once was a gal from Iona
Who gave to a fella a bona.
They met waist to waist
In a manner unchaste,
And he made her a moana and groana.
Alvina
There once was a gal named Alvina,
A trucker from North Carolina
Who'd smoke a whole packa
Cigarettes and then hacka
Whole lungful of spastic angina.
Kitty
There once was a cat named Aurora
Who played with the fauna and flora
That made up the playground
Where daily she'd play 'round
And was part of the casa next doora.
Alvina
There once was a gal named Alvina,
A sous-chef from South Carolina.
She cut up some meat
For a diner to eat
That was raw, and she gave him trichina.
Limtard
There once was a castor canadensis
who had a lover who was a dude
who brewed
camellia sinensis
and who wrote a limerick that was ******* and rude and crude.