▩ These women accidentally drugged and ***** themselves while "The Cosby Show" played on T.V. Now that it's all over Bill Cosby can get back to what he does best: drugging & ****** women.

“Gee Bobby, what are '**** Nuts'?”
“Johnny, '**** Nuts' are excitingly new flavor-nuts sold at Walmart.”
“What flavors do '**** Nuts' come in.”
“Several. There's chocolate, vanilla & carp.”
“Carp?”
“Yes.”
“Can I serve '**** Nuts' on special occasions?”
“You betcha. '**** Nuts' are good throughout the year.”
“What makes '**** Nuts' so delicious?”
“Several things Jimmy, I mean Johnny. The first thing is that '**** Nuts' are batter-dipped. The second thing is that '**** Nuts' are kept fresh in a fresh-lock bag.”
“Can '**** Nuts' be thrown at a wedding instead of rice?”
“Sure.”
“Has anyone ever thrown '**** Nuts'  at a wedding instead of rice?”
“Yes, lots of people.”

Impossible! Not anymore! Now you can enjoy arm- & *****-amputation from the comfort of your home for the price of a postage stamp. Sick of using the bathroom on Wednesday? Now you can **** your mayor and become a millionaire. Don't wait, hurry now!

I got old stuff slippery, slimy & warm that comes in quarts like bull
elephants & it's grey & Marxian girly gay & phony folks drink it on
trapezes, as it's highly regarded by pigs to stop snot-ejectin' sneezes

And we'll rub our lezzy fur boxes together to spark moist, electrical
static charges from 4 pudgy thighs along the shaven vaginal marges
You kissed me hard at midnight when my trailer was dark, just like
you did when you knocked me up after you were let go from Starke
for slaughtering 56 Albanians who cut in line at Disney World park

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Deep where daytime plunges I view images obverse rendered slight
wrung from a perspective when noon of day becomes noon of night
among **** whose hot water's cold & whose saggy ******* are tight
to show straight Venezuelan queers that head-wise they're not right,
as if to correct **** San Pedro dragsters who fist-ways can not fight
Charles Carroll of Homewood never trapped mice not worth killing
Charles Carroll of Carrollton signed free declarations Allāh willing
Charles Carroll of Annapolis wrote that Turkical gals were thrilling
in tropic moonshine French vanilla ice cream's quite filling because
for no Scandinavian ******* there's no Scandinavian-****** dealing
and so without Croatian moolies there's no Croatian-****** grilling
when stolen-hubcap rates rise with the rise of 'hood-hubcap stealing
con-ghetto markets are swamped with hubcaps spooks were trailing
while black markets are burstin' with cool hubcaps they like selling
before choco shops are flooded by hot hubcaps negroes be smelling
after flea markets go awash with hub hot caps ***** are concealing
their motivations that would be revelationary to crimes protocolical
that are as penetrative as contacts rated allopathically transdermical
so as to counter stimuli sprouting superficial growth sclerodermical
within mutagenical outcroppings phasically presumed hydrostatical
It was Ric Flair who had a stare what could scare a bear because no
one fixes fair hair in a chair devil-may-care with their *** in the air!
It was Sonny plus Cher who did dare to spare rare bikini underwear
'cause no Bono heir can compare to share the glare of 1 blaring pair
Mountaineers need rear gear to snare sheer facets & clear a bare ear
when fear is a mere sad tear in the career of chairman Norman Lear  
We need guns to **** fascists because in America it's live free or die
& we need guns to **** pizza thugs demandin': "Give me your pie!"
& we need bombs to blow up folks who claim Bruce Jenner's a guy
whose vehicular homicides are faultless on a California codger tour
that skids by a nursin' home that's home to washed-up Roger Moore
with his lady-killing libido that marked him as a bed-hoppin' *****
on the Sunset Strip & in East L.A. & along 9 miles of Pacific shore
where, in Speedo bikini trunks, upon a polite society, he waged war
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Water doesn't rise 100's of miles between California & Hawaii.