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A little child is being eaten by an alligator
Clearasil turns a pustule into a crater
Just when you think it's too early, it's later
I shall shower alone (no police surveillance).
Cultural Appropriation = black man wearing a cowboy hat.
I had the distinct honor of sharing intimacies with everyone who mattered to anyone. 1 day, when Queen Liz was sponge-bathing me, there was an important telegraph from the emperor of Argentina urging me to visit the palace right away. I swatted Liz on the *** playfully. “Fetch my Volkswagen!” I ordered. “I'm going to the capital city of Argentina right now!”
Karachi in Pakistan
Obama was the real president, the real president of ****-*******.

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Chapter 1, “A rat's a rat. Or is it?” : Freshly-killed and processed rats are better, tastier & more filling & fulfilling than rats wrested from cats. A week-old rat, kept at room temperature, shouldn't be your first choice. Choose a rat that's been refrigerated, or properly smoked & salted.
I'm forced to live in the woods & eat moles 'cause I really do love it
and I'd never ***** that I am too royal toward it, or very far above it
or *****-***** to ream & **** it, even when I'm 768 miles from it
Unlike you, with your greyish bumps, I ain't scarfed corn dogs with
stinkin' garbage men, in garbage trucks, speeding to garbage dumps
My ditzy ***** went crazy from a street drug so, like they did with
father Grigorii Rasputin, I shot her twice, then wrapped her in a rug
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I'm perfect, I know,
every **** says so.
In the moon light.
In a goon fight.
My perfection is there
from my smooth, tawny underside
that's below my blonde *******.
I am perfect.
Teh End
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