1 Monday I went to the bank because I enjoy being given the shank
which is no worse than singer Nora Aunor's tragical fate, having 28
teeth made ermine by the pineal-calcifying dentifrice called Colgate
Flames scalded Nora's **** when Quezon burned during Christmas
when Christ Jesus was born, happy with a donkey, lonely & forlorn
Hot flames licked Nora's hole while Manila burnt during Christmas
day which is the birthday of Jesus, Korean wine & Alaskan cheeses

In real time not convoluted or anything. I slid celery across my plate
to launch half an egg into the wall. 'Tain't kid M, nor kid N. It's kiddo!

Celebrate with me the past full year that brought me here: the
parachute-folding lessons with my ex-gynecologist; the cream
cheese factory fire; the alligator-bowel incident; the lottery ticket
that made me the richest chick in Singapore under 33.