Lawrence Hall, HSG
Mhall46184@aol.com

                      The World is Ending Tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The world is ending tonight! We read it on The Q!
My people are saved, but I’m not sure about you!

The world is ending tonight! We need dried beans!
Cases of toilet paper and some wipey-cleans!

I need some more bullets for my AR gun!
We’ll defend our bottled water; you ain’t gettin’ none!

The world is ending tonight! We’ll be hydrated!
But you’ll die dry; you hadn’t oughter waited!

Sunspots are flaring out from Satan’s maw!
Not to mention lies told by Satan’s paw!

This hasn’t happened since 1854!
When this sinful world was destroyed before!

Oh, yes, our loving God is a-callin’ us home!
Except for them Jews and them sons of Rome!

We’ll all fly to Heaven on the northern lights!
Except for you unbelievers; you ain’t got no rights!

The world is ending tonight! Ash and ember!
(And don’t forget to vote for Trump in November!)