Little cardboard boxes at the ends of the pews Held little Papal flags in white and gold For the faithful disabled, an usher explained To request a eucharistic minister going their way
How useful in several ways is this little toy: I’d wave it in defiance of the House of Savoy
NB: “the faithful disabled” is a play on the prayers for the faithful departed, and “going their way” is a little fun with Bing Crosby’s charming film Going My way.
The stipulated use of little flags in a large congregation is most appropriate.
The Savoys are a lot of useless parasites and Mussolini ***-kissers with no sense of duty, honor, service, or humility, those reliable markers of true royalty.