Romeo, Romeo where forth art thou
he's been and done
sixty seconds and stop counting
a horse, a horse my kingdom for a horse
says Juliet
serves me better than wham bang thank you ma'am
the quality of mercy is not strained
I know It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
but this is ridiculous minute man Romeo
Hang on Juliet
give me a break
All the world 's a stage,
and all the men and women merely players
at least I gave a performance albeit a small quick one
Ahhh...screams Juliet in blazing frustration
Now is the winter of our discontent
Servant, Nurse, Nurse go get me that Moor Othello
the one they all hate and want to drive mad
Juliet you cannot do this pleads Romeo
To be, or not to be: that is the question, says he
think of Shakespeare at least
all the lovely sonnets that will go unwritten
if you do what you are planning
listens says Juliet, you may be tall and blond and blue eyed and all that
but, All that glitters is not gold
you are lousy in bed, over in a minute little todger, simply as
Ahhh...The lady doth protest too much, methinks, says Romeo
Othello walks in, Romeo jumps over balcony
Ah...says Juliet to Othello
Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?
Wow, simpered Juliet,
Some are born great, some achieve greatness,
and some have greatness ****** upon them. Come Othello
come and ****** that dagger upon me, I hear you are a horse
and do not leave me wanting more
like that Italian