The Giant Hogweed of North Europe's Crest
Dress its Rowdy Poison to all save for Swine
And how Daring its pungent class Infect
To sever its Fruits from out of its Kind
Indeed, disappoint this Gardener throw
To add Collection as his Ornament
Now since Decree blast as a Pest it shows
Qualified its leaves as Combustiment
Did by Behaviour the Great Mother spare
Thorny Systems and Scales for Dignity?
How thoughtful. Which Gratitude must you bare
And decrease this silly Admosity.
In case you learned, the Maple State cried war
The death of your Species pray End by far.